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Food Court Phenomenon

from #PhenomenalCake by Notebook Noise

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So I says to Ginger "What the hell should I write about to this beat?" She said "An ethnic girl." So I made up a nice little story about macking on a girl at the food court in a casino buffet. Excuse the auto-tuned ending. It's intentionally bad.

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Looky, looky here go a fine senorita
I cut in the buffet line, I gotta meet her
This fine little momma had some shrimp on her plate
Where’d you get that shrimp? I start to conversate
Lets have dessert girl, meet me by the soft serve
I’ll make you coffee, she said I had a lot of nerve
Taken aback by an all you can eat mack
She blushed and slid her tray down the track
Oh shit this bitch is tonging chicken wings
Looking right at me, this chick is picking strings
Food court acoustics are totally in-tune
She went and licked the mash potato serving spoon
Spilled hot gravy on the Plexiglas sneeze guard
Her sexy ass is making the fat guys wheeze hard
It was a food court frenzy, it was a food court phenomenon
Any other night I’d have the stove and the Ramen on
Edamame, broccoli and some green sauce
Casino buffet lamps shines the best gloss
For a show featuring such a fine lady face
I swear this bitch is gonna start a fire up in this place
You know that sound means the heat is on
But she ain’t leaving till the meat is gone
Buffet balling, dine for $26.99
If all goes well Imma get mine in that mighty fine

All you can eat

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from #PhenomenalCake, released November 12, 2013
original instrumental: doesn't seem to be online any more but it was called Bang Bang from Cruise Control vol. 1 by Ante antehiphop.bandcamp.com

lyrics by J. Mroz aka Thaddeus James

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