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#tincanturtle is performed as a turtle named Burt and reflects simpler times when the world wasn't so caught up in technology. Burt refuses to embrace modern advances and remains loyal to his ole tin can when it comes to reaching the outside world. Burt loves a turtle name Ruby.
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Yeah. On some other surface area
Mother earth areola, head burrier
Cred carrier but carry no credit card
I word wonderfully, hella fit, I edit hard
I wrote this swoll’ without pants on
Feeling up words, worth romancing
Sounds handsome, I’m not the guy from Strange Tongue
A witty whale wang, the sea is where I came from
A leather back, I build beautifully
A tin-can turtle, I prehistoric youthfully
If you wanna call me just yell seven
Please, don’t call past eleven
And in the morning, don’t call before then
The early calls, I’m known to ignore them
Bars, bars, in them or on them
Your first assumption, Burt is on som’
Leatherback, I’m a mother fucking leatherback
Fuck a phone, the web and fuck a pager
I put streamers up, it’s gonna be a rager
I made punch I hope you like sherbet
“Hahahahahaha oh sure Burt” said Ruby
Ruby you’d be my favorite guest
I’d love to show you my very best
I barely rest, anxious with anticipation
But still patient, turtles know about racing
I’m not from the sewer, a ninja or a mutant
Even wise owls try and catch my two cent
I got raccoon friends I’m such a beat bandit
Hares hate on it, them haters can’t stand it
So coy and candid I’m such a sly fox
Big Burt never hits dry box
Try socks if you need your bulge bigger
I’m getting rowdy I got a punch bowl trigger
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